"Does your wife know about this?"
"Know about what--OOF!"
"That yer more bent than 8 blokes suckin' 9 blokes."
"Oh shut it Severus!"
"No...no I appreciate the pass but you should at least buy me dinner first. Dinnit yer mam teach you anything?"
"DAMNIT COME HERE!"
"You could just lie down and admit I'm right..get this whole thing sah-rted..."
"Another lunge for the bollocks...is there something you want to tell me?"
Art trade for
She wanted her OC [link]
and Snapedoodle being bromantic. And what's more bromantic to a Manc than a day spent on the field settling an argument with a leather ball? Snape is useless in a scrum...but don't let him run XD.